I have a private theory, Sir, that there are no heroes and no monsters in this world. Only children should be allowed to use these words

The first among mankind will always be those who make something imperishable out of a sheet of paper, a canvas, a piece of marble, or a few sounds

One is always a good master when one isn’t the master

I taught you everything you know. But I didn't teach you everything I know.

When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results.

A good lawyer knows how to shut up when he's won his case.

Magnus was sure that the llama stampede he witnessed was a coincidence. The llamas could not be judging him.

Taboos are falling across our culture like dominoes. What was unspeakable yesterday dominates talk shows today.

The one seeks a midwife to deliver his thoughts, the other, someone to assist: thus a good conversation comes into being.

Better to be a first-class matchbox than a second-class match.

I went to jail for 11 days for disturbing the peace; I was trying to disturb the war.

On the morrow the horizon was covered with clouds- a thick and impenetrable curtain between earth and sky, which unhappily extended as far as the Rocky Mountains. It was a fatality!

I'm too busy acting like I'm not Naive. I've seen it all, I was here first.