I have a small child. Being a parent takes a lot of time. People always ask me, "What movies have you watched lately?" I tell them, "Finding 'Nemo' ... 'Shrek'.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power.

Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.

A lot of people are realizing they had the wool pulled over their eyes by Obama.

Crimes against children are the most heinous crime. That, for me, would be a reason for capital punishment because children are innocent and need the guidance of an adult society.

Improvise, Adapt and Overcome!

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

If I ever meet myself, ' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

I remember all the things we said we'd doAnd how not a single thing we said was true

I didn't wait for Luck. I tore after it with a truck.

I had to be alone for a little while, but I'm okay now." "All right. But next time, don't go where I can't find you.

Everything we do seeds the future. No action is an empty one.

Plugins can be created to unleash your creativity and break down technical barriers between the artist and his ideas.

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

The most dangerous and successful conspiracies take place in public, in plain sight, under the clear, bright light of day -- usually with TV cameras focused on them.

Clearness ornaments profound thoughts.

It is no easy task to overcome the bitter legacy of injustices, hostility and mistrust left by the conflict. It can only be done by overcoming evil with good.