I have a suspicion that the definition of "crazy" in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to f*** [sleep with her] anymore.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.

People try to use your past against you not realizing you were using it to propel you.

I don't believe you have to be better than everybody else. I believe you have to be better than you ever thought you could be.

The magic of achievement is persistent endurance.

I am who I am and I am who I was, and I am who I will always be!

A formally harmonious product needs no decoration, it should be elevated through pure form.

You never display your character more clearly than when you speak about the character of others.

The basis of the Juche Idea is that man is the master of all things and the decisive factor in everything.

Acknowledge your limitations or they will tyrannize over you.

I think the biggest misconception about me probably is ... I don't prey on the weak. I ain't a bully, but I ain't no saint, either.