I have a theory that children remember two things-when you weren't there and when they threw up.

Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive.

Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next.

Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.

Some people pretend to like capers, but the truth is that any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.

That [photographs] disturb readers is exactly as it should be: that's why photojournalism is often more powerful than written journalism.

If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan.

Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.

the territory of grief ... is both cruel and commonplace.

The Bible says that in the last days, there would be false teachers. And, it also says that in the End Times that... there would be an apostasy.

O jealousy, Thou ugliest fiend of hell! thy deadly venom Preys on my vitals, turns the healthful hue Of my flesh check to haggard sallowness, And drinks my spirit up!

Pictures made in childhood are painted in bright hues.

Often we need to use policy to level the playing field, or to be sure that a technology is managed in a responsible way.

You know how to stop abortion? Require that each one occur with a gun.

I have withdrawn not only from men, but from affairs, especially my own affairs; I am working for later generations, writing down some ideas that may be of assistance to them.

Life works on strange laws of nature (Karma). One never knows when a friend turns enemy & vice-versa. Rely on your Self; self-reliance

The noun of self becomes a verb. This flashpoint of creation in the present moment is where work and play merge.