I have a theory that the Internet makes people stupider. And Also FOX News makes people stupider.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Desire is an appetite, quickly sated. Longing is a wound, an opening in the heart or the spirit. Whatever the cause, whatever the duration, it almost always leaves a scar.

one doesn't even think ofthe liverand if the liverdoesn't think ofus, that'sfine.

Next to the Bible, nature is to be our great lesson book.

Suckle was the first West Indian DJ and he had this fantastic source of music.

The People, though we think of a great entity when we use the word, means nothing more than so many millions of individual men.

In the end....everything matters.

Good heredity and environment are necessary. You cannot compare the child of a savage with the child of a civilized person.

I think what the book did in addition to its practical uses, is it gave us a more attentive way of thinking.

ISIS is a monstrosity. It didn't come from nowhere. It's one of the results of the U.S. hitting a very vulnerable society - Iraq - with a sledgehammer.

And I walked, I walked through the light air; I moved with the morning.