I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I'm up and down those stairs all the time. That's my exercise.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.

The Every Single Women to whom I met they are not happy with their men, and the men either not happy with their women!

My whole philosophy is about playing dress-up.

Scientists have proven that it's impossible to long-jump 30 feet, but I don't listen to that kind of talk. Thoughts like that have a way of sinking into your feet.

Where no one intrudes, many can live in harmony.

When you change your state of mind, your whole life changes, nothing remains the same. Nothing looks the same, because you have changed.

I’ll love you with all my heart, in every life, through every death. I will not be bound by anything but my love for you.

When you meet the needy your heart grows bigger

It's hard to imagine, but we cant think of HIV/AIDS as being somebody else's story. It could be any of ours.

You are just too young to believe that everything is not going to be okay.