I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I want to manufacture a feud.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

I have to stay true to myself.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

Ideas were found by the freethinker, expressed by poet with the new words, formulated by scholar into knowledge.

There is no such thing as reincarnation, but only similar incarnation.

We change whether we like it or not.

It's a sad commentary on our time - to use a phrase much favored by my late father - that people increasingly celebrate Christmas Day by going to the movies.

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.

We lose our way around the Bible when we take our eyes off the Cross.

Platonic England, house of solitudes, rests in its laurels and its injured stone

Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the morning.

All true children of God have God for their father and Mary for his mother; anyone who does not have Mary for his mother, does not have God for his father.

Inherited wealth, that is not what America is based upon.