I have about 100 pairs of pajamas. I like to see people dressed comfortably.

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.

Living in the moment, thinking about the future, and staying connected to the past: That's what makes me feel whole.

If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it.

In my wildest dreams, I could not have imagined a sweeter life.

My best pick-up line is "My name is Hugh Hefner."

I'm never going to grow up. Staying young is what it is all about for me.

Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

I would like to think that I will be remembered as someone who had some positive impact on the sociosexual values of his time. And I think I'm secure and happy in that.

It's good to be selfish. But not so self-centered that you never listen to other people.

But, in fact, depression is not a side effect of cancer. Depression is a side effect of dying. - Hazel Grace Lancaster

Praise is the beauty of a Christian. What wings are to a bird, what fruit is to the tree, what the rose is to the thorn, that is praise to a child of God.

You have to put up with the risk of being misunderstood if you are going to try to communicate.

The only kind of trouble I've ever been in is when I was stealing eggs when I was little. I think I know right from wrong.

Men are cowards when it comes to the "eternally feminine": and the little women know it.

Of all escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient.

If you are not annoying someone, you are not doing anything new

The Democratic Party likes to remind people that the Russian force around that was very strong, remarkably strong.

If you have a very commanding argument that you cannot refute, not to accept the argument is to act irrationally.

As an actor I am always waiting for my luck to run out.