I have actor friends, but they're not famous. I feel like if you're an actor or - famous, you have to overly prove that you're a normal, cool person.

This is how memories are made... by going with the flow.

I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false.

Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough.

I don't care what you say about me if I don't find you physically attractive.

I have no clue [why people say I'm insane]. Every time I've heard it, it came from an ugly person's mouth, so I don't care.

I want a million dollars a year for illegally having my mind read and privacy stolen.

If you're not hot I don't care about you.

I love making people who already hate me hate me more.

I like jewellery because it's forever. Flowers die, chocolates get eaten and lingerie wears out in the wash. Plus, the girl is reminded of you every time she wears it. It's a wise move.

To an ant on the ground, an airplane probably looks like an ant.

How would you know if you were the last man on Earth? He said.I don't guess you would know it. You'd just be it.

A lot of people don't understand the Black Panthers Party's relationship with white mother country radicals.

The iPad - is that a phone or a computer? If I put it on my wall is it a TV?

The Earth never ceases to spin. All life is dancing : The trees, the wind, the sea. Keep dancing for the rest of your life.

It has often been observed that the repercussion of poetic language on prose language can be considered a decisive cut of a whip.

I don't want to be rich and I don't want to be famous.

I also like the banging piano - that old good-time piano.

Each civilization has its own kind of pestilence and can control it only by reforming itself.

One of my current pet theories is that the winter is a kind of evangelist, more subtle than Billy Graham, of course, but of the same stuff.

The sickly, weakly, timid man fears the people, and is a Tory by nature. The healthy, strong and bold cherishes them, and is formed a Whig by nature.