I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

If you treat every situation as a life and death matter, you'll die a lot of times.

Dare to seize and make the most of all opportunities that life bring to your path.

Science is a satisfactory curiosity.

I'm always on duty, so I tend to wear suits. I've got double-breasted and single-breasted, mostly dark blues and grays. I'm obsessed with them, and I always have been.

Devotion means who you are should merge with what you are doing. Otherwise, whatever your activity may be, it will not be of any great significance.

Breathe soft, ye winds! ye waves, in silence sleep!

The biggest commitment you must keep is your commitment to yourself.

I try very hard to be fair, and I look for ironies. In a way, I live on ironies as a novelist.

But it takes a lot of money to live freely by the sea.

I don't like to be in front of the camera - my place is behind the camera.