I have always been the dunce, the never-do-well of the family, I've always have to pay double for my deeds, first with the scolding and then again because of the way my feelings are hurt.

Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because the regret is stronger than gratitude.

What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven't even happened yet.

Human greatness does not lie in wealth or power, but in character and goodness. People are just people, and all people have faults and shortcomings, but all of us are born with a basic goodness.

No one has ever become poor by giving.

Whoever is happy will make others happy.

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.

Our lives are fashioned by our choices. First we make our choices. Then our choices make us.

You can always give something, even if it is only kindness.

Human greatness does not lie in wealth or power, but in character and goodness.

Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don't know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!

Measure your life by the value you have added.

Children need teachers who have stars in their eyes themselves and who treat them with respect.

Any artist always has misgivings about calling himself an artist.

There's one word that describes baseball - You never know.

There is such a thing as anaesthesia of pain, engendered by pain too exquisite to be borne.

"The Big Lebowski" is a real masterpiece, as far as I'm concerned. I suppose I'm a bit biased because I'm in it.

The timid man yearns for full value and demands a tenth. The bold man strikes for double value and compromises on par.

He entered the elevator and together they moved closer to god

Will you walk out of the air, my lord? HAMLET Into my grave.

I guess I lead a double life, and I must admit I'm happy with both.