I have always consoled myself that he such as I who is not a genius, can still achieve much that is useful when he does his work right and chooses his work to suit his talents.

In my desperation, I have finally discovered that the only way that I can begin to fill the gaping hole within me is to be thankful for what’s there, and not angry for what’s not.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Sentiments that glorify humanity know no racial distinction.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

The secret to being successful from a trading perspective is to have an indefatigable and an undying and unquenchable thirst for information and knowledge.

I feel like my behavior goes over better on the streets of New York.

Englishmen never will be slaves; they are free to do whatever the government and public opinion allow them.

The hearts letter is read in the eyes.

Don't die before your dead! Don't let anything stand in your way of God's appointed purpose for your life.

When men of talents are punished, authority is strengthened. [Lat., Punitis ingeniis, gliscit auctoritas.]