I have always felt comfortable tapping into my inner idiot.

I love the power women have. I think women rule the world because they rule men. Manipulating men - that's our job. That's what we're on the planet for.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

All I know is that I've ruled out wearing fairy wings. When I was nine I wanted to get married in fairy wings, and now I realize that's not cool anymore.

I'm definitely attracted to other Australians; I have a laid-back attitude to life that I feel is very Australian; I love a good barbie.

I think your heart dances to the beat of your own drum, and I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.

Being proud of who we are as people is more important than cutting into ourselves to create this false idea of beauty.

An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh.

Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I'm wearing my Spanx undies.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else.

Common sense best dictates when balancing our needless and negative fear-driven worries with appropriate preparation and responsible readiness.

Someone that you have deprived of everything is no longer in your power. He is once again entirely free.

No one is too poor to give a smile - a gift, often, of greater consequence than any sum of money.

When we all become more compassionate, there will probably be less suffering in the world.

If your faith in reality is based on the belief that time moves in one direction only, the foundation of your faith will be shattered by the experience of the future.

You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.

Don't swear in the Literal Heart of Jesus.

The best way to killing a rose is to force it open when it is still only the promise of a bud.

Every word she writes is a lie, including "and" and "the."

If anyone does not wish to have Mary Immaculate for his Mother, he will not have Christ for his Brother.