I have always found men quite fathomable. They look entirely to their own interest.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

Persuading the people to vote against their own best interests has been the awesome genius of the American political elite from the beginning.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

You know, I've been around the ruling class all my life, and I've been quite aware of their total contempt for the people of the country.

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.

the basic principle of capitalism: that the penalties (losses) no less than the rewards (profits) of risk taking shall go to those who embark on a productive venture.

you had nothing to say about it and yet made the nothing up into words.

I've tried to be a better person... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how I've tried..." "Nice try... Five cents, please!

One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with.

Surprise! The returns reported by mutual funds aren't actually earned by mutual fund investors.

Timberland is an all-American brand focused on work, utility and the outdoors, that managed to find a place in the fashion world as well

I will put honesty before the risk of humiliation.

Do you work for the government, any government?” "I pay taxes, which means I work for the government, part of the time. Yes.

The frost makes a flower, the dew makes a star.

Shoot, boy, the country's just fulla folks what knows everything, and don't understand nothing, just fullofem.