I have always liked shows that have laughter in them.

I'm terribly attention-seeking. It's very different once you get all this attention, though. Because then you want to control it. And you can't exactly.

I was quite fat as a kid. And swimming is a sport you can enjoy whatever size you are. If you're fat, running is a pain. I'm not really built for running.

All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time.

A bully can only make you feel bad about yourself if you let them.

I thrive off the company of others, I love being sociable.

I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it.

I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.

People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard.

I am a huge fan of 'Doctor Who.'

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.

You are essentially who you create yourself to be and all that occurs in your life is the result of your own making.

Poor fellow, he suffers from files.

Silence means they [the audience] are paying attention. Even if I drop bombs and they're dead quiet, it's still okay. If they start talking, that's when you've lost them.

I'm an expert. I can kill anybody and not be caught.

I've never particularly liked the idea of looking back; I'd rather look forward

I grew up definitely a feminist, but I didn't call myself a feminist until I took my first women's studies class in college.

Writing a book is quite an undertaking and I wouldn't want to do it just to do it.

When better screening certain Muslim immigrants first came up, one of the big defenders was Carl Higbie. He's a former Navy Sean and a [Donald] Trump supporter.

To talk easily with people, you must firmly believe that either you or they are interesting. And even then it's not easy.

Sometimes in my tent, late at night, I think I can hear the stars scraping against the sky.