I have always, or for the most part, identified myself as a biracial person.

If you look at any successful skit comedy show, ever, there is that format of introducing you to the player in the beginning, and then going on to see those sketches.

You hold precious what you create for yourself in your life that makes you comfortable.

There's a sketch where we're playing two terrorists in a cave, and my terrorist is very frustrated as to why we haven't flown a plane into a building in 13 years.

I'm racist against non-black people.

Being a melting pot is what I think is great about being American, and also that we get to do something that other people don't get to do, we get to be a hyphenate. That's a good thing.

You can not have comedy unless people are behaving badly. You can't have it.

The audience loves to figure things out. They love it when a performer leaves a trail of bread crumbs for them, and they get to participate in the comedy.

If I could just get over my issues of wanting people to like me.

I have this little thing that people call Keegan-ese, where I don't speak English words at all. I just say stuff like, "You gotta toish the doish and you gotta maloish the hoish."

There is no top. You are never going to reach the top if you go for success. That way lies madness.

She was thinking of his mouth on hers. Which seemed only fair since he’d given a lot of thought to the same thing.“’Night, ” she whispered.“Night, ” he whispered back.And yet neither of them moved.

Sometimes I wish life had a fast-forward button.

People who deal with life generously and large-heartedly go on multiplying relationships to the end.

DEGRADATION, n. One of the stages of moral and social progress from private station to political preferment.

Unity is the most important thing on the road to stamping out terror. You need global rules of law and order, and they have to be enforced. Start with that principle.

I'm very encouraged. This is progress. There are two or three ways to combat homophobia - one is through humor. The second is to put a face on it. People are becoming much more enlightened.

I'm lucky to attribute my success to the foundation my family gave me. I've always felt grounded in them.

What you do comes from what you think.

When I look at myself in the mirror, I don't see the bad guy.

In place of equal respect, the nation offered women the Miss America beauty pageant, established in 1920-the same year women won the vote.