I have always pictured accupuncture like falling into a box of sewing needles, and then standing up refreshed and free of pain.

Remember never to text and drive, it's bad grammar, even if you have a deadline. You might cross the line and dead may be your destination. Think about it!!

Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!

Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!!

Just out of sight around a bend in the river there's always a small island full of magic and mystery just waiting for you.

I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!

I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!

I have my moments, I just can't remember where I put them.

Turn your diodes this way and pulse...

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!

If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?

An exceptional future can only be built on the transformation of the mess I’ve made, not the elimination of it.

All is good. Don't worry, the pain will help you. You'll get into some trouble, but it will work out in the end.

The best things said come last. People will talk for hours saying nothing much and then linger at the door with words that come with a rush from the heart.

A safety net of small white lies can be the bedrock of a successful marriage. You wouldn't believe how cheaply I can do a kitchen renovation.

But it's cool working with female directors because I'm a girl, so you do relate to them more. You can talk to them about other stuff like clothes and all that.

The high-water mark, so to speak, of Socialist literature is W.H. Auden, a sort of gutless Kipling.

It is sometimes expedient to forget what you know.

It had run as a column - I had worked at the paper since 1976, but the column had been running for 13 years, and I think it was a strong column, criticizing the war when the paper was supporting it.

I would love to see all open-source innovation happen on top of Windows.

By the time I was five, I was a little diva.