I have an abacus at home.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.

If we longer rely on God, it means we have rejected the rule of a righteous Ruler.

We have created our own fake world in order to satisfy our imagination through the illusion.

We live in the tension between neophillia, or attraction to new things, and neophobia, or fear of new things.

Channing does a very good impersonation of men at female strip joints.

There is a just Latin axiom, that he who seeks a reason for everything subverts reason.

For every social wrong there must be a remedy. But the remedy can be nothing less than the abolition of the wrong.

We can deploy a half a billion more solar panels.

I am an Australian citizen, and I miss my country a great deal.

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world

The feel of the experience is the important thing, not the ability to verbalize or analyze it.