I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

And we will keep searching for our footsteps in the sands of time...

But I’d rather look back and regret something I did when I was young and crazy, than look back and regret something I never had the courage to do, and realize it’s too late.

Letter home from college boy: "There are 370 boys here - I wish there were 369."

I think that I'm very old fashioned in terms of my film references and what appeals to me, in a way with camera moves and a depth of color to bring things to it.

With God thoughts are colors, with us they are pigments-even the most abstract one may be accompanied by physical pain.

I'm still a news junkie. I mean, I always was, I am now.

One must not imitate the sun, one must make oneself into a sun.

I have said I will not work with the parliamentary party in Strasbourg again but of course I will continue to be a member of Ukip.

If one does not remember death, one does not remember Dharma.