I have an idea. It’s risky, and Max will kill us when she finds out.” Iggy raised his head. “Sounds like my kind of idea.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Control what you can. Influence what you should. Forget the rest.

He left to do whatever editors do.

The heart is heaviest when it’s emptyand lightest when it’s full

I will support a low, flat tax for businesses and individuals so that we fix the tax base and grow the economy.

Your best friend should bring out the best in you

With stammering lips and insufficient sound I strive and struggle to deliver right the music of my nature.

Verses devoid of substance, melodious trifles. [Lat., Versus inopes rerum, nugaeque canorae.]

The modern painter…is an excellent couturier

Iago's soliloquy - the motive-hunting of a motiveless malignity - how awful it is!

Every good soldier is trained for the battle field. God is prepping you my darlings.