I have an old brain but a terrific memory.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

For every woman who burned a bra, there's a man burning to wear one.

Every victory won was first won spiritually!

Give unto your all everything, for you never know when it will be your last...

Lost Illusion is the undisclosed title of every novel.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.

I could make a difference.

I enjoy basketball. I enjoy coaching basketball. It's the out-of-season stuff I didn't handle well.

I would never purposely sing a song about someone I love, I wouldn't want to embarrass them. But for someone I don't like... I would definitely do that.

I'm one of the top 2 or 3 or 4 most conservative members in the House of Representatives when it comes to economics.

Let the boat work - and not me!