I have an over-attachment to precision, which is why I've sold more magazines than any man alive.

Anyone not busy learning is busy dying.

The belief that you have a great idea is not worth cuckoo spit. Ideas are ten a penny while the ability to execute counts for a great deal more.

People who get trapped in the tunnel vision of making money think that is all there is to life.

Without self belief nothing can be accomplished. With it, nothing is impossible.

Say to yourself: The world is full of money. Some of it has my name on it. All I have to do is collect it.

Teamwork is the glue which binds losers together

Obviously, waste disposal is an enormous and fantastic industry.

I think having a great idea is vastly overrated. I know it sounds kind of crazy and counterintuitive. I don't think it matters what the idea is, almost. You need great execution.

Most of the worst errors I made in my life came from forgetting to act small.

Rich people always have a certain degree of debt. Apparently it helps to reduce taxes. I'm not so hot on the bean-counting side.

all you had to do was to keep your insanity undercontrol

I know one day I'll be considered too old.

The reality is that no one can be forced to join a union against their will, and a union cannot take action against those who decide not to join their union.

When I'm writing columns, it's - all I'm thinking about is jokes, joke, joke, joke, setup, punch line, joke, joke, joke. And I really don't care where it goes.

My motto is, if it isn't beneficial it isn't necessary. So, if it doesn't benefit me why am I even considering this bullshit?

A great social reformer.

One of the most important lessons of childhood is discovering what you like to do.

There is hardly any man so strict as not to vary a little from truth when he is to make an excuse.

But I think my mistakes became the chemistry for my miracles. I think that my tests became my testimonies.

What Time Is It? You Mean Now?