I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

Readers always seem to think that the author has some control over the design of their books.

The strike and the boycott, they have cost us much. What they have not paid us in wages, better working conditions, and new contracts, they have paid us in self-respect and human dignity.

My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.

All the discoveries seem to be discoveries of means.

The common law of this state held man and wife to be one person, but that person was the husband.

There are reports on the news tonight that members of the Taliban feel persecuted and fear their own safety. So now they know what it is like to feel like a woman in their country.

Think of yourself as an insensitive, nitpicking, irritable fool to use the product.

You were created to add to life on earth, not just take from it. God wants you to give something back.

Separation comes from preparation.

Its not over, until the Lord says its over.