I have an unfortunate compulsion. I really would rather not do it, as it is very nerve-wracking and un-fun. But when it works, there is nothing like it.

Generally speaking, I think it is fair to say that I am a friend to the creatures of the Earth when I am not busy eating them or wearing them.

A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime.

Specificity is the soul of narrative.

I am not beautiful, so I don't know why I'm making myself ugly. But the mustache stays.

All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports.

I actually own a copy of my own book; that's how dedicated I am as an author.

There is no ritual that enhances creativity other than just starting.

My career as a magazine writer was largely prefaced on the idea of curiosity, to go on adventures and weasel my way into the lives of people that I admire.

A literary agent is nothing but a cheap salesman (or woman); while a writer is a cheap salesman (or woman) who also has to actually write the books.

The villain of any story is often the most compelling character.

While I thought that I was learning how to live, I’ve been learning how to die.

A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.

Before you abuse, criticize, and accuse walk a mile in my shoes.

Go through the things that life gives you to go through, happily. You have to loosen the grip of time, gradually.

Courage is the form of every virtue at the testing point.

The further the departure from direct and constant control by the citizens, the less has the government of the ingredient of republicanism.

It is not a sensible or intelligent response for us in Europe to ridicule American arguments and parody their political leadership.

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