I have an unfortunate personality.

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

Create your own visual style... let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

Race hate isn't human nature; race hate is the abandonment of human nature.

Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

The essential is to excite the spectators. If that means playing Hamlet on a flying trapeze or in an aquarium, you do it.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky.

Inspiration is all around us. Don't let the brain limit the mind .

...when you look at the stars, you should tremble - only dullards have become callous to this frisson ...

When you're feeling very comfortable with an actor, you are doing nothing.

The education of peoples is a necessary precondition to peace.

I have written a wicked book, and feel spotless as the lamb.

I am who I am, in terms of shooting from the hip occasionally.

Canvas. J.C. Penney. $3.98. You like?

The love of dominion is the most engrossing passion.

Histories are a kind of distilled newspapers.