I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Enlightenment must come little by little - otherwise it would overwhelm.

Since PTSD is being exposed to death and the death of someone close, I felt really close to [the soldiers].

The entire ball game, in terms of both the exam and life, was what you gave attention to vs. what you willed yourself to not.

This is all disgraceful and underscores how imperative it is that Obamacare be fully repealed and that the newly elected GOP Congress get a backbone and stand up to this cadre of scofflaws.

Lying, stealing, and cheating are commonplace.

The weird thing was that Soft Cell was supposed to have come and gone before I started the album.

When your guru gives you a command, you better listen to it. I love everybody. Even George Bush.

If you walked around like David Bowie in 1973 in Reading, you'd get beaten up. The 1970s in a small town was more like the 1950s.. and that's the truth. The backdrop was probably Victorian.

I don't really believe in palm readers and crystal balls and tarot cards, but I respond to the need for them.

Dark Error's other hidden side is truth.