I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Life is like a little book written With a whole lot of surprise.Spell a word that doesn´t fit inAnd that´s a spell in desguise.

Keep dreaming, dreams have no limit.

If the US is a human melting pot, then Eastern Europe is a scrap yard.

I feel responsibility for a lot of things that I manage to touch.

Capitalism, in its imperialist phase, is a system which considers war to be a legitimate instrument for settling international disputes, a legal method in fact, if not in law.

Reason cannot remain a bare intellectual faculty; it must become a faculty of judgment dealing with the question of values.

It is an essential feature of the just state that the wealthy be kept away from political power and that the politically powerful be kept away from wealth.

The world is a university and everyone in it is a teacher. Make sure when you wake up in the morning you go to school.

The greatest judgment God can send on His people is letting them have their own way.