I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Love is when you’d rather see someone one last time and die, than never see their face again.

I don't mind being around those who need help and want to be helped, but I don't like to be around those who are unhappy and negative all of time, because they drain you down.

If home isn't a place, what is it?''A feeling.

She became an illusion of herself. It was easier to cope with people that way

He who is satisfied has never truly craved, and he who craves for the light of God neglects his ease for ardor.

It will take very sophisticated marketing to achieve our aim of bringing more black people into the theater.

War is always a struggle in which each contender tries to annihilate the other. Besides using force, they will have recourse to all possible tricks and stratagems to achieve the goal.

To that which is born, death is certain; to that which is dead, birth is certain.

All the great amusements are dangerous for the Christian life.