I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Endure the storm, but don't forget to enjoy the rainbow and the thunder.

I have witnessed how the power of listening, storytelling and embracing gray areas breaks through the rigid 'us vs. them.

Listening and showing you are there for someone is often more important than trying to find a "fix" for a problem. I wish there were more people who practice this.

People who refuse to rest honorably on their laurels when they reach retirement age seem very admirable to me.

I don't want to be one of those people that's constantly promoting myself on Twitter. I think the fun thing about Twitter is being able to share all the little random things that happen in my life.

I looked over at her; if women knew how good they looked in the dash light of oversized pickup trucks, they'd never get out of them.

'Take offense at the drop of a hat' is the unwritten eleventh commandment.

I take rejection as someone blowing a bugle in my ear to wake me up and get going, rather than retreat.

In motion alone is the answer to all of the mysteries of matter.

There is no creature loves me; And if I die, no soul will pity me.