I have been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.

We are born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Everything in-between is a gift.

So it shall be written. So it shall be done.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

Now that I'm gone, I tell you, don't smoke.

I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy.

When I am dead and buried, on my tombstone I would like to have it written, 'I have arrived.' Because when you feel that you have arrived, you are dead.

Whatever you do, don't smoke.

Simple femininity is the most important thing about a woman, and it is a quality a great many women are in jeopardy of losing. Women are being emancipated out of their femininity in this modern age.

People don't know my real self, and they're not about to find out.

Whatever you do, don't do it.

The Advanced Level is Mastery of the Basics

We must embrace the darkness as well as the light in order to truly understand life.

I have no fear of ghosts, and I have never heard it said that so much harm had been done by the dead during 6, 000 years as it brought by the living in a single day.

At 200 pounds, with a 17-inch neck, a resting pulse of 78, a bench press of 200 pounds, I was very much indeed a normal, All-American male. I carried my sickness within.

There were songs I would write about breaking up with somebody before I broke up with them, months and months before I broke up with them.

I have lived as a philosopher and die as a Christian.

If you take each challenge one step at a time, with faith in every footstep, your strength and understanding will increase.

This is a very insulting tribute But take it in good heart Congratulations Mom and Dad You've reached Silver together...apart Lots of love etc

Roger Clemens is one of the most wonderful men I've ever known. I loved him very much... still love him to this day. He treated me like a princess.

Cities are judged by their richest inhabitants and rural areas are judged