I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast, if it's not already gone.

When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's just a poor man's Pensacola.

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your producer, director, or cast mates by your bedside; it's your children. Keep that in mind.

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.

I come from Bridgeport, Connecticut and have friends I grew up with there.

No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy.

Eventually I’ll stop writing about you and it’ll be bittersweet. Not because I’m not in love with you, but because I’ll just love you.

I’m fine, considering I can’t walk anymore, ” Pam replied, a sarcastic edge in her voice. “You look like your bringing news. What is it this time, I’m blind?

I am conscious of my inability to grasp, in all its details and positive developments, any very large portion of human knowledge.

People today expect too much from marriage. Getting married is really like taking on a big new job.

The working men are the basis of all governments, for the plain reason that they are the most numerous.

Working hard may help you maintain, To learn to overcome the heartaches and pain.

I knew Elvis Presley very well. He always felt somebody was after him. When you have that kind of a fear, that kind of an attitude, you attract people who want to do you harm.

Standing in the middle of nowhere, wondering how to begin. Lost between tomorrow and yesterday, between now and then.

When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that's all there is to success is satisfaction.