I have come to believe that this life I'm wearing will never really fit.

Everytime I look at a zebra, I can't figure out whether it's black with white stripes or white with black stripes, and that frustrates me.

Love is not a because, it's a no matter what.

The human capacity for burden is like bamboo- far more flexible than you'd ever believe at first glance.

There are two ways to be happy: improve your reality, or lower your expectations.

There's always going to be bad stuff out there. But here's the amazing thing -- light trumps darkness, every time. You stick a candle into the dark, but you can't stick the dark into the light.

You can't look back - you just have to put the past behind you, and find something better in your future.

Until this moment, I had not realized that someone could break your heart twice, along the very same fault lines.

The wolves knew when it was time to stop looking for what they'd lost, to focus instead on what was yet to come.

If you have a sister and she dies, do you stop saying you have one? Or are you always a sister, even when the other half of the equation is gone?

‎Pick ten strangers and stick them in a room, and ask them which of us they feel sorrier for - you or me - and we all know who they'll choose.

Nothing is as engaged as a retentive human brain as uncounted events is inhibited in it

The world? The world is not interested in us. Today, everything is possible, even the crematoria...

In politics, what begins in fear usually ends in failure.

A writer is nothing but a gray dirt-covered root. The works he sends up into the sunlight are his fruits, and only those are worthy of attention.

When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back.

Comedy has a responsibility to be a voice of society, so within that, there's always going to be those that talk about those subjects and things that are going on in the world.

Just because someone has an extremely sexy voice does not mean they are extremely sexy.

I don't think people understand when you say you are making a micro-budget film that you are getting paid no money.

Conscience has no more to do with gallantry than it has with politics.

I am a fangirl of talent, so to see someone slaying the competition doing what I'd love to do, that's inspiring to me.