I have come to the conclusion that there has never been an honest investigation by any authoritative body in the history of the world.

Who originates the latest slang terms that are, seemingly overnight, known to every black youth across the country?

I'm not a guru. I wish you wouldn't pose these things at me, man. Ask me about women or something.

You think that you know what will happen... but think again!

I am convinced that God wanted me to be a baseball player.

Live and die in Aristotle's works.

I've been really lucky. People have been nice to me on the internet. That's the reason why I couldn't figure out what was wrong with me.

I love lipbalms in general; they're very important!

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

Because of what's going on with the economy, I think women are realizing that maybe they don't need a closet full of clothes. They just need the right clothes.

We are all different. There is no such thing as a standard or run-of-the-mill human being, but we share the same human spirit.

Peace comes not from doing, but from undoing; not from getting, but from letting go.