I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Regrets are for wusses.

If there is to be any peace it will come through being, not having.

Sometimes not having any idea where we’re going works out better than we could possibly have imagined.

I am the youngest of 14 children, so I rarely got a chance to speak. If I have an opportunity for talking, I talk

There is nothing left to me but honor, and my life, which is saved.

Doing a story about my mundane, waking life, how much I don't like my job, or breaking up with someone, I don't think so. Those stories don't interest me that much as a general thing.

You don't have to worry about the guy that threatens to beat you up. Worry about the guy that shows up on your doorstep, looking for a fight.

I'm not going to pay this bill. I don't owe you any money. You do what you got to do!

Metaphors are dangerous. Love begins with a metaphor

So, you are very welcome to our house. It must appear in other ways than words, Therefore, I scant this breathing courtesy.