I have depth. I've read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. My bad" Charley Davidson.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Every man has his fault, and honesty is his.- Lucullus (Act III, scene 1)

A fool tries to shut others' mouth instead of listens to his own heart.

If you want to be a big company tomorrow you have to start acting like one today.

As long as we are not chased from our words we have nothing to fear. As long as our utterances keep their sound we have a voice. As long as our words keep their sense we have a soul.

People die because they find living too painful.

The truth isn't meant to be pretty, that's for beauty pageants.

The next message you need is always right where you are.

What? Are you still pretending you are separate from the Beloved?

We can accept God becoming Man to save Man, but not Man becoming God to save himself.

I don't ask myself, is the life congenial to me? But, am I fitted for, am I called to, the Ministry?