I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can't recall it, forget it).

The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get interested in somebody else's.

They call television a medium because nothing's well done.

I keep reading between the lies.

TV—a clever contraction, derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. We call it a medium, because nothing's well done.

You know, my father died of cancer when I was a teenager. He had it before it became popular.

Politics makes estranged bedfellows.

The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your own body and get interested in someone else's.

It is the time that delivers greatness to people. Therefore if you can know how to convert your time by investing it, then you can buy greatness with it.

You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you really lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love.

I think we live in a time where people are just insane on the subject of how they look.

The Kyoto treaty ... has no scientific foundation

People are strange, but more than that, they're good. They're good first, then strange.

The actual business of writing dialogue is not thought of as a craft.

Before you make the key, study the lock.

Self interest feeds more people than self sacrifice.

Do first things first, and second things not at all.

Summer makes a silence after spring.