I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Morality is a matter of money. Poor people cannot afford to have morals. So they have religion.

The air was filled with phantoms... and... the misery with them all was, clearly, that they sought to interfere, for good, in human matters, and had lost the power forever.

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you.

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go.

Never judge a country by its politicians.

I'm never a reliable narrator, unbiased or objective.

Drumming is not worrying about what you can't do. It's about having fun with what you can do.

We will never build enough prisons to end our crime problem.

Christina Ricci is amazing, the most professional actor I think I've ever met. You can be chatting with her and when they call action, she's right there.

Don't obey if your heart tells you the order is wrong.