I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

And the heart has become so tired, and the longing so vast.

Trust me. You’re a constant riddle with an ever-changing solution." ~ FBI Special Agent Clive Poole to Maggie Mae Castro

Paula Deen is a human being. She deserves forgiveness and a chance at redemption as much as anyone else. America is about redemption.

Its obvious, but perhaps worth saying, that happiness has virtually nothing to do with the state of your intellect.

Don't let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do, or cannot achieve. Do. Not. Allow. It.

The only success worth one's powder was success in the line of one's idiosyncrasy... what was talent but the art of being completely whatever one happened to be?

Time is man made - No woman would have ever invented time.

Like the Bible, Stanislavsky's basic texts on acting can be quoted to any purpose.

One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.

How can you hope to recognize good and evil for what they truly are if you have no belief in a moral authority greater than yourself?