I have found that there is indeed a secret to a happy marriage. It is called perspective.

When it comes to the core of who we are, it takes incredible effort to shift more than one standard deviation from the mean of your life.

My son hit his head on a couch and pushed it away. He never went near that couch again. It is amazing what and 1 year old boy can teach you about life.

For some strange reason I get some of my brightest ideas on the toilet seat, with my clothes on.

Dreaming is easy. Creativity is a lot of work.

Three people I take their words with a grain of salt: a person in love, a drunk and an insurance agent. They never really mean exactly what they say.

If I knew what I know today, years ago, I wouldn’t change a thing about anything. I would not have appreciated what I know today if it hadn’t been for what I didn’t know.

For every writer, there is a challenge of time that is only magnified in the solitude of the work.

They’d blame a castoff just for breathing. You could be good as gold and they’d still blame you.

Try as hard as we may for perfection the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways.

Yet higher religion, which is only a search for a larger life, is essentially experience and recognized the necessity of experience as its foundation long before science learnt to do so.

We forget we’re mostly water till the rain falls and every atom in our body starts to go home.

I'm a big fan of a lot of graphic novels - 'Fables,' 'Y: The Last Man' and 'The Walking Dead,' which I like a lot more.

My house, my house, though thou art small, Thou art to me the Escurial.

Those years between drama school and getting onto the stand-up circuit were pretty lean.

According to a Wall Street Journal article some 59 percent of Americans don t own a single book. Not a cookbook or even the Bible.

Of immortality, the soul, when well employed, is incurious. It is so well, that it is sure that it will be well. It asks no questions of the Supreme Power.

Love and Loyalty, run deeper than blood." Love that quote even though I haven't read the book.