I have found the best way to avoid ending your life as a bitter wreck is to start out as one.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

life is too short to despise people who simply can't help what they've done.

The whole game was about confidence, as it always was. Everything was fine—until it wasn't.

You gotta look out for number one, but don't step in number two!

Ender began to eat, slowly and carefully, pretending not to notice he was the center of attention.

All of us want to be part of something bigger than ourselves, something that matters.

I tell you, that dragon's the most horrible animal I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes on about it, you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit.

A cat that jumps on a hot stove will never jump on a hot stove again. Neither will it jump on a cold stove.

I think I've got the best job around.

... the thing we see wrong with YC apps most frequently, is that people have not thought about the market first and what people want first.

I have a bit of an obsession with the 1950's and all those actors from Montgomery Clift to James Dean and Anthony Perkins. Just that whole era of Tennessee Williams to Elia Kazan.