I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I have a no-apology policy.

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love

I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?

No success was won without enthusiasm and perseverance.

Advertising beauty products is easy. All you have to do is revile your customers by creating a disease called getting older, and then provide a remedy which does not work.

What am I doing here?

I don't want everybody to just see the baseball side of me.

I have nothing to do with Russia. I have no deals there.

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.

For now we must continue to strengthen our sanctions and pressure on North Korea.

Southern poets are still writing narrative poems, poems in forms, dramatic poems.

If there is to be any proving of our humanity it must be by revolutionary means