I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

A phased decision can avoid there being a key moment when the moral issue about killing civilians has to be confronted.

You're either living on purpose or performance.

There is no justice in following unjust laws.

The blind see what they want to see.

Take the best action toward your most important goal right now.

Once I graduated that's when I grew my 'infamous' beard. I trim it every once in awhile but that's about it.

If we feel that our ministry has come to an end in one place, then it seems reasonable to move on.

The greatest of men must turn beggars when they have to do with Christ.

Unless the inner changes, the outer can never be perfect.

The war is relentless: it puts the alternative in a ruthless relief.