I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character.

My favorite character on Friends was Joey, because we're both actors. I always thought that was so cool.

I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.

The phone's not ringing off the hook, but that's ok by me. I feel very fortunate, work to me has become a kind of hobby.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

A true gentleman doesn’t prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn’t have any preferences whatsoever.

Work to me has become kind of a hobby. I was a part of something that gave me financial independence and the rent is paid. Now it's just about projects that turn me on.

When there's writing that you really trust, it's very freeing as an artist.

Start dream building. Create your goals in the real world. Imagine yourself at your best. Transform yourself with inspiration and work to achieve excellence for success.

Love is rare and hard to find and takes years upon years to develop. Teenagers don't fall in love.

I do not like violence.

Thus, flexibility, as displayed by water, is a sign of life. Rigidity, its opposite, is an indicator of death.

I've learned that, as much as you would like to, you can't trust everyone.

I've got two vices: cigarettes and taters.

We live in a material world, not a dramatic one.

I have never seen such extreme partisanship, such bitter partisanship, and such forgetfulness of the fate of our fathers and of the Constitution.

I love action films. I'd love to do an action drama. I'm always looking to give my character something action-oriented to do.

I soon learned that Everest wasn't a private affair. It belonged to many men.