I have had a lot of readers of my book tell me that they like it, but so far only two reviews have been listed. Could you help?

Eve and the apple was the first great step in experimental science.

How strange it is, that a fool or knave, with riches, should be treated with more respect by the world, than a good man, or a wise man in poverty!

I've made mistakes, I clearly did, but what I was hoping for was that some other dumbass would get on the front page and take me off the hook. I miss Lane Kiffin.

I throw raps that attack like the Japs on Pearl Harbor. MC's be out like bank robbers, Fleeing the scene, to be a sole survivor; DJ...the getaway driver.

Heresy makes for progress.

Preserving a river or a creek can bring a lot of revenue.

I create my own lyrics. I have a great band. I have a drummer from East Berlin.

What winning is to me is not giving up, is no matter what's thrown at me, I can take it. And I can keep going.

I think the one thing of me that they really wanted to capitalize on is my dorkiness

I think 'SNL' was such a unique thing because it was material you created and you're very comfortable with it, even though the setting was pressure-packed.