I have had all I can stand of not taking myself seriously.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

Rich people think long-term. they balance their spending on enjoyment today with investing for freedom tommorow

Grace is not a doctrine or a religion. It is a person, Jesus Christ.

For me, what I do is an artistic expression which is channeled through me. Fashion is just the medium.

Two half-truths do not make a truth, and two half- cultures do not make a culture

We had nine pails of candy for Halloween, now we are down to one. They go for a lot of the candy mixes. I think that they buy them for themselves sometimes.

I will defend anyone as long as the client gives me total control of the case and pays up front.

I came to a point where I needed solitude and just stop the machine of ‘thinking’ and ‘enjoying’ what they call ‘living’, I just wanted to lie in the grass and look at the clouds.

If you want things to be different, perhaps the answer is to become different yourself.

It's abundantly clear that we already have extraterrestrials living among us, and people are stepping forward who can communicate with them.

Change everything except your loves.