I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.

If we have to use force, it is because we are America. We are the indispensable nation. We stand tall. We see further into the future.

What is fame? a fancied life in others' breath.

Marya pinned out her childhood like a butterfly. She considered it the way a mathematician considers an equation.

Sweet instinct leaps; slow reason feebly climbs.

I'm glad I was faced with different cultures when I was growing up because I wasn't fazed by it. It has been a huge benefit to me; I feel comfortable wherever I go.

If you're trying to force the story to be a straight up romance, it's going to be weird for you.

Surpassing my achievements feels incredible; I want to replicate that again and again.

I used to get made fun of for being either too provocative or too eccentric, so I started to tone it down. I didn't fit in, and I felt like a freak.

Why was Donald Trump's decision not to participate in the Fox debate such a big deal?