I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

True gratitude can never comeFrom the mind.It has to flow from the heartTo the mind, vital and bodyUntil everything that we have and areIs a sea of gratitude.

The slogan of Hell: Eat or be eaten. The slogan of Heaven: Eat and be eaten.

Love you know seeks to make happy rather than to be happy.

I enjoy writing the same way I enjoy doing standup. Part of the challenge is being creative and making it work no matter what the constraints.

To speak of it would be giving importance to that which has none.

I find words really hard.

Turnin' nothin' into somethin' is God work, and you get nothin' without struggle and hard work

Toronto may be the only city where novels are integral to high art, the alternative scene and mainstream culture all at the same time.

The work that is done in love loses half its tedium and difficulty.

Forget death and taxes. The only sure thing is that, win or lose, Don King is counting the money.