I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First let her think she's having her way. And second let her have it.

America has not always been kind to its artists and scholars. Somehow the scientists always seem to get the penthouse while the arts and humanities get the basement.

It's not doing what is right that's hard for a President. It's knowing what is right.

Don't let success lead to arrogance and failure lead to criticism.

I like the idea of Warrior Flitwick running to save the day by screaming, "Let's do some charm harm, my snitches!

A decent human being is ashamed at being somebody's boss!

There is nothing impossible in all the world except that the heart of man is wanting in resolution.

We prove God by showing active faith, which puts to flight all adverse appearances

I plan to be a part of Haiti's reconstruction and future.

Developers have the attention spans of slightly moronic woodland creatures.

I think the actions of the president are, in my opinion, the most vile and hateful words ever spoken by a sitting president. I am stunned and I'm horrified.

What goes unsaid eventually goes unthought

Thou art most rich, being poor; Most choice, forsaken; and most lov'd, despis'd! Thee and thy virtues here I seize upon.