I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.

I didn't like mundane life.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.

I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.

If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.

I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

I think I will die laughing.

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

Voter fraud does just barely exist, while racism, according to the Supreme Court, is a thing of the past.

Few authors are so interesting as their work - they generally reserve their wit or trenchant sarcasm for their books.

Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful.

I always say that a girl never really looks as well as she does on board a steamship, or even a yacht.

Programming is similar to a game of golf. The point is not getting the ball in the hole but how many strokes it takes.

There was something very comforting about him, and I was not sure if it was his easy manner or his complete immunity to my scowling.

I am never going to please all 100 million people who read the book. I'll be lucky if half that number are happy with me playing Christian Grey. I know there are campaigns of hate against me already.

I think it is in the interest of the people of [Serbia] that no one, not even the government, can get away with the crime, whoever the victim.

The gladiator is formulating his plan in the arena or essentially Too late.

It is said that good things come to those who wait. I believe that good things come to those who work.