I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.

A society without humour is like a tree without roots.

No two people see things the same.

Perhaps I couldn’t tickle the inside of his ear, but I could reach the mysterious curves of his mind.

Never mind, put any book on the piano, and someone can turn from time to time, so I need not look as though I played by heart.

There cannot be a nation of millionaires, and there never has been a nation of Utopian comrades; but there have been any number of nations of tolerably contented peasants.

The world doesn't come to the clever folks, it comes to the stubborn, obstinate, one-idea-at-a-time people.

All my friends are super normal.

It's great that we've got a compassionate conservative, but to me, that sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

My parents are great listeners Which is why I never tell them anything

For seeing life is but a motion of Limbs... why may we not say, that all Automata (Engines that move themselves by springs and wheels as doth a watch) have an artificial life?